What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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